Clever why jokes

How do mathematicians tell off their children? What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis! What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium! Why do people call organic chemistry the meanest science? Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what would I have? Student: Big hands! Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

How did the Romans cut their hair? With a pair of Caesars! Because those were the days of the knights! What happened to the maths teacher's garden? The plants all grew square roots! Want more? Check out the joke generator! More Stuff. Cookie Settings. By seeking out more opportunities for humor and laughter, though, you can improve your emotional health, strengthen your relationships, find greater happiness—and even add years to your life. These funny short jokes are guaranteed to make you crack a smile!

Share them with others and brighten their day up a little, because laughter is the best medicine! Also, funny movie quotes are sure to crack you up. This is what happens when thousands of people come together and share their funniest short jokes.

I will never forget some of these, and you better believe my friends are hearing them. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. Two fish are sitting in a tank.

Also read these amazing stories about friendship. There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. Two whales walk into a bar. Working that much harder for the reward makes the giggles you get that much more gratifying, anyway. And a wholesome joke provides a chance for people of all ages to laugh hard together.

Consider these funnies Lysol-ed: Not a filthy thing about them. A clever and wholesome joke will take you back to the days when you got a brain freeze from speed-eating your popsicle so you could read the joke of the day beneath the flavored ice. Study up and bust out these hilarious clean jokes whenever you need to see your kid smile. Sign up for the Fatherly newsletter to get original articles and expert advice about parenting, fitness, gear, and more in your inbox every day.

Please try again.